We're not a company.

We're just a couple people -- who follow a goose...

Don't judge, just look at him... You get it...

Gilderoy Godfrey

Gilderoy Godfrey

CEO - Chief Eggzecutive Officer

Gilderoy Featherbottom Godfrey graduated at the top of his class at Egg.T.T. Technical Institute with a Master’s degree in marketing.

He found early success in the internet boom of the 1990’s before running afoul with the F.B.I. (Feathered Bureaucrats International) in 1998 for eggbezzelment of client funds. This was a trumped up charge of course; Gilderoy was just SO good at advertising, he caught the attention of jealous competitors who reported him to the authorities. Instead of researching his impeccable technique, the F.B.I. took one look at his magnificently gilded physique and and sentenced him to 11 years of golden egg laying at the Wonka research institute where he performed swimmingly until released on December 4th 2019 to reclaim his gilded throne twice, and for all.

Joshua Lowe

Joshua Lowe

Chief Picture Drawer

Joshua has over 15 years of experience in advertising and design. He makes all the pretty ads, photoshops hats onto geese, and handles conversion tracking and reporting.

In his spare time he likes to feed the geese, mountain bike, and work on old cars.

Dan Baker

Dan Baker

Gumptious Gilded Gander

Dan has over 10 years of experience working in digital marketing. He’s a certified Google Ads master and a Verizon Media whiz. He can find a needle in a haystack, then turn the haystack into needles.

In his spare time he enjoys woodworking, mountain biking, and riding his tiny motorcycle.