We're not a company.

We're just a couple people -- who follow a goose...

Don't judge, just look at him... You get it...

Gilderoy Godfrey

CEO - Chief Eggzecutive Officer

Gilderoy Featherbottom Godfrey graduated at the top of his class at Egg.T.T. Technical Institute with a Master’s degree in marketing.

He found early success in the internet boom of the 1990’s before running afoul with the F.B.I. (Feathered Bureaucrats International) in 1998 for eggbezzelment of client funds. This was a trumped up charge of course; Gilderoy was just SO good at advertising, he caught the attention of jealous competitors who reported him to the authorities. Instead of researching his impeccable technique, the F.B.I. took one look at his magnificently gilded physique and and sentenced him to 11 years of golden egg laying at the Wonka research institute where he performed swimmingly until released on December 4th 2019 to reclaim his gilded throne twice, and for all.

Joshua Lowe

Chief Picture Drawer

Joshua has over 15 years of experience in advertising and design. He makes all the pretty ads, photoshops hats onto geese, and handles conversion tracking and reporting. 

In his spare time he likes to feed the geese, mountain bike, and work on old cars.

Dan Baker

Gumptious Gilded Gander

Dan has over 10 years of experience working in digital marketing. He’s a certified Ads master. He can find a needle in a haystack, then turn the haystack into needles.

In his spare time he enjoys woodworking, mountain biking, and riding his tiny motorcycle.

Ben Dekker

The Third Head

They say the third head to a goose is the one that looks the best. Ben has been making others look their best way possible through websites for 10+ years. Let’s just say he knows a bit about what users want.

In his spare time he enjoys spending time with his family and crashing his mountain bike (way too often).