Fender the Dog

Nobody Reads Blogs – and Why I Learned to Love the Flea-Monster

Nobody reads blogs. Well, not really. Typically, anything that’s relevant and keyword-heavy enough to properly appeal to one seeker-of-information or another is going to be scanned for that little snippet of information that’s living in and amongst those keywords. Like an information flea, living off of a giant dog of content. Readers are generally just looking for fleas, so why include the dog at all? Could the fleas live without dogs? Would they just amalgamate into one giant flea monster, ready to encapsulate the whole of information on the entire earth!?!? Would a being so informationally dense be too much for the human race!?!? Would all creativity and unique thought cease to exis/   …

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